SURPRISE, CYBERSPACE!!!!! Bet ya didn’t think I would ever post this early on a Friday morning, did you???
Well, you were wrong, so let us take a moment to bask in the glory that is my spontaneity.
And also to weep violently in the nightmare that is my current predicament, because #help.
See, if you were just randomly sucked into this post by force of my sheer and rather overpowering will and never got a chance to actually glance at the title, you would have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, which is that I am planning on doing A Fantastical Q&A for next Tuesday’s blog post!!! WHOO!!
Because what better way to blast much more personal information than is healthy onto the Great and Terrible Cyberspace than by doing a Q&A, am I right?
Of course I’m right.
There’s just one little problem.
I have no questions to answer.
And since it is physically impossible to answer questions that do not exist, I have decided to come to you, my fellow marshmallow peeps, with a plea for help.
Because I need you to make this Fantastical Q&A actually work.
I need you. I need your brain meats. I need all of the weird, wacky, writerly, and completely random questions you always
never wanted to ask me.
I need you to ask these questions, which I will then flawlessly answer like the majestic blogger that I am.
It’s sort of a game, see? A way for us to connect, get to know
me each other a little better.
And all I need you to do is ask me ALL OF THE QUESTIONS down in the comments below!
Want to know what my favorite cheese is? Ask it! Want to know what the earliest writing project I can remember was?
(HINT: it’s probably about horses) Ask it! Want to know why I became a writer, what my favorite cookie is, or why in the world did I decide to begin blogging in the first place???
Ask me ALL OF THE QUESTIONS, and I shall do my best to give ALL OF THE ANSWERS!
And if this decides to turn into the giant flop that I foresee happening in my near-future, we’ll just completely forget this ever happened and move on with our daily lives like the happy little biscuits that we are.
And now, without further ado–
Let The Questioning Begin!!!
*flings cookies in the air and disappears*