Good afternoon, Cyberspace, and welcome to yet another session of Kenzie Rants at The World, featuring a very angry chipmunk Kenzie.
Or maybe just a puddle of tears chipmunk Kenzie. I’m really not sure which at this precise moment.
“Wait!” you gasp in utter astonishment. “K-Kenzie?!?!?? Art mine eyes deceiving me? I thought you weren’t supposed to come back from Hiatus until August!”
Why, yes, dear bean, you are quite correct. Thank you for
being such a lovely stalker remembering.
and also where did the strange accent come from because you did not have that when I abandoned you
Continue reading “Camp NaNoWriMo Week Four: The Final Charge (a.k.a. The Orginal [and also a not-so smol rant…?)”
Good afternoon, Cyberspace!
You know, someday I shall look back upon my blogging career and wonder, “What in the world was I thinking when I wrote the titles of my Smudges?”
But alas, that is not this day.
I mean, let’s be honest for a moment here, Cyberspace. Writing a title is risky business. Especially when said title has the ability to give away a spoiler before someone even opens up the Smudge.
And who wants that?
“Oh look! They (INSERT SPOILER). Jolly good for them.”
And then, before you even realize it, you’ve just lost a reader. A reader who could have fallen in love with your blog and followed you and commented to give you free cookies.
And all of this pain and heartache because of a lame title that spoils the Smudge.
Continue reading “everlost: In Which I Tell You A Thing”
Good afternoon, Cyberspace!
Now, unwittingly as it might have been, Sunday’s post was–for lack of a better word–a rant. An angry rant at that, and it is something that I sort of
not really regret writing.
However, today I come to you, not as an angry, raging cookie, but as a peaceful Spring fairy who is at perfect peace with the world and everything in it, whose spirit is free and full of gentle serenity.
Oh, who are we kidding, here. That is just not who I am, peeps. (you can choose whether you are a bunny or a duck. It matters not to me.)
I AM A RAGING COOKIE! WHOO!
Continue reading “Camp NaNoWriMo: April 2017 (In Which I Have A Complete Turnaround)”
Happy Sunday, Cyberspace!
I know, I know. You’re probably wondering why in the world I’m posting on a Sunday.
(WHAT IS THIS SORCERY???)
But just calm down for a second and let me explain.
As you probably are already aware, yesterday was April First.
Or, as most people prefer to call it, April Fool’s Day.
Or, as the fair few who are of the writerly mindset prefer to call it–
CAMP NANOWRIMO AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHSDDSLKJLSKDFJSDEDLKFJ DLSKF!!!!
I actually have no pronunciation for that. The whole thing just sort of spews out of your mouth when you say it.
Continue reading “Camp NaNoWriMo: A Not So Fresh Start”
Happy Thursday, Cyberspace! I apologize 19 times over for the late post this week; however, I have brilliant excuses that make absolutely no sense, so therefore you should just forgive me so we can all get on with our lives, okay?
Now, part of the reason that I had no post on Tuesday was because (shocker of shockers) I had absolutely no idea what to write.
“What?” you say. “You’re a writer. You’re constantly yapping at us about all the writerly things you do, and all the writerly things you want to be, and all the NaNoWriMo nonsense that makes our brains puke out of our ears. What do you even mean?”
Well, now, dear cyborg, every now and then I come down with this little thing known as Writer’s Block, which causes the spontaneous and imaginative brain-flow to immediately freeze in its passages, forcing me to cease all creativity for about three days as I
binge watch Sherlock on Netflix lie on the couch and moan about not being able to create things with my mind.
Continue reading “Camp NaNo and Countdowns and Books (OH MY!)”
Good Morning, Cyberspace! Happy Thursday!
Wow. It’s already December 1st. Can you believe it? It feels like just yesterday I was leaping out of bed to start my NaNoWriMo journey, and now…
There are many things I like about December. There’s Christmas, New Years, snowball fights, snowmen, all the pretty lights, and that wonderful sense of friendship and community wherever you go.
And there’s also the biting cold and icy roads and scowling faces of angry shoppers that apparently didn’t get the thrill of running someone over with a shopping cart during Black Friday.
Continue reading “Seven Things That Were NOT Supposed To Happen: Ever Lost Edition”
Happy Tuesday, Cyberspace! Rise and shine! How are you this morning? What is the weather like? Is it sunny? Is it raining? Is it snowing?
I wouldn’t know. I’m writing this on Monday night.
Continue reading “NaNoWriMo Wrap Up: The End”
Good morning, Cyberspace! It is Tuesday once again, so let us pause for a moment in our busy schedules and just take a relaxing breath of fresh air…
Continue reading “NaNoWriMo Week 4: Rivalries, Pears, and That Random Dude Who Just Appeared…”
Good morning, Cyberspace blah blah blah and all that nonsense–
I HAVE NEWS!!!!
Continue reading “NaNoWriMo Week 3: Glass Floors, More Death, and Steampunk”
Gooooooood morning, Cyberspace! Today is a wonderful, bright and shiny Saturday!
Continue reading “Beautiful Books 2016: Ever Lost Update”